Returning to Melbourne

at the Coopers Malthouse!

I am not a Unicorn!

Come and get lost down the rabbit hole with Emma J Hawkins, where Alice is probably drunk playing cards with Goldilocks and the three bears. Come meet some of the locals, John the train driver (an average bloke), the grand dame and the rare horned beast.   A ridiculous tale about trolls destroying the world, eating bananas and finding love in the local IGA over the freezer counter. Laugh, cry and everything in between with this giant of a performer, with her bag of tricks bigger than herself!


5 minute preview video

Warning this show contains a short-statured person defying stereo-types, swearing, wielding knives and chopping onions.

Directed by Maude Davey,

Writing contributions by Melissa Reeves and Matthew Whittet.

Herald Sun Review

SMH Review

I am not a Unicorn! Article – The Citizen

I am not a Unicorn! – The Age Article

“Equal parts hilarious, terrifying and arousing”

(Karen Pickering, Cherchez la Femme, I am not a Unicorn)

“A thoroughly enjoyable show that will connect with your heart as well as your head”

(Herald Sun)


aca_logo_horizontal_small_rgb-54322b14eed17This project has been assistedby the Australian Government through the Australia Council and its arts funding and advisory body

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